I’m not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.Ĩ7. Are you a monster, because you look Frank fine.Ĩ6. What did the ghost say to his friend on the 4th of July?Ĩ5. The bartender says: “sorry, we don’t serve spirits after 3.”Ĩ3. I’d never ghost you… not even on Halloween.Ĩ1. Are you possessed by a ghost? Because you’re the only phenomenon I see.ħ8. If I could rearrange the cemetery, I’d put boo and I together.ħ5. I dressed up as a ghost… Wanna get under the sheets?ħ4. Hey boo, am I dead or am I wilting for you?ħ1. I think I’m a ghost because I’m willing to walk through fire and walls just to be with you.ħ0. Shoot them over in a text, leave them on your lover’s Facebook wall or slip them onto a note in their wallet.Ħ9. But, what if you want to add a little goofy ghoulishness to your conversations with your partner? These pick-up lines are ghost themed and pretty cute. Most ghost jokes are going to be for your kiddos. Why do mummies have so much trouble keeping friends? Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?Ħ7. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?Ħ6. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?Ħ4. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?Ħ3. How can you tell that vampires love baseball?Ħ1. What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist?Ħ0. What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg?ĥ9. What’s the teen ghost’s favorite kind of makeup?ĥ8. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?ĥ7. Who do vampires buy their cookies from?ĥ6. Where do ghosts like to trick or treat?ĥ4. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo! One Last Round of Ghost Jokesĥ0. What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room?Ĥ8. “Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.”Ĥ4. What did the ghost teacher say to her class? What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? PillowcasesĤ3. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?Ĥ2. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?Ĥ0. Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?ģ9. Where do ghosts like to trick-or-treat?ģ8. What do you call a truly funny ghost comedian?ģ7. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.ģ6. How did Scrooge end up with the football?ģ4. What did the mama ghost say to her baby?ģ3. Where the ghost go on holiday the next year?ģ2. What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces?ģ1. What advice do ghosts give their children? Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?Ģ2. Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale?Ģ1. What does a panda ghost eat for dinner?Ģ0. What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet?ġ9. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?ġ7. What room in a ghost’s house is most unnecessary?ġ5. What’s the ghost’s favorite thing about Thanksgiving dinner? What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house?ġ0. What position does a ghost play in soccer?ħ. What do you say when you catch a ghost?Ħ. So, enjoy these amazingly ghoul’d (and boo’d) ghost jokes on us. Right now, though, we’re here for the ghost jokes. And, with Halloween always creeping closer, we’re ready to laugh at Halloween’s expense. All attempts at fun and humor are greatly appreciated. Whether we’re straight-up laughing or doing a bit of eye-rolling, it doesn’t matter to us. We thought about it for a while and here’s how we decided to tell the difference: If you laugh at a joke, it’s good and if you laugh or smile, but roll your eyes then it’s a “bad joke.” Groundbreaking, isn’t it? Everyone loves a good joke… even if that joke is technically “bad.” What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Honestly, it often depends on who’s telling the joke or who is listening.
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